From The Jackwagons over at Ain't It Cool News

So, I have no idea why I still check out their site. They irritate me on a daily basis.

Watch this video;



They try using this to say that Romero zombies run. Gee, the dead guy here only really moved fast in two instances;
One, going downhill. Yeah, I can see dead weight moving a little faster when affected by gravity.
Two, Romero zombies always move a little quicker when they get near warm, yummy human flesh. In EVERY MOVIE THIS HAPPENS.
Must be a slow news day over there.
And let me finish with;
RUNNING ZOMBIES SUCK!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled lives.
Enjoy!